went to sit in a van for so long
now tired alr la
Saturday, March 31, 2007
Friday, March 30, 2007
WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS-------------------------
Element: Women
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6 kg, but known to vary between 40 &200 kg
Occurences: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly when saturated in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
haha got it from jacqleow
its funny
Element: Women
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6 kg, but known to vary between 40 &200 kg
Occurences: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly when saturated in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
haha got it from jacqleow
its funny
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
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Sunday, March 25, 2007
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
german day was fun!
sorry i didnt realise loads of things
anw we went there with time to spare
see? it pays to be early
so went to the room
that may have been our last time going in like that
went to auditorium
had the quiz
CONGRATS
anw i was really pissed at first
how cld they just anyhow push ppl up la
some were alr chosen
and then frau heng helped
i keep my stand as her being a nice teacher
and then we screamed
apparently throughout the whole thing only we screamed
it was downright embarrassing
i had to cover my face la
but i think its worth cheering
anws the fusion fairytales was damn funny
the sec 3 and 4 quiz tested on what types of sausages
haha i told ya my research was useful
but if i ever get it as presents
i nv want the blood type
and we went down for games
frau tan said i very loud
and tt she didnt know i cld scream
learnt more abt food [nv lets me down(:]
and played the guessing stuff game
i felt the kasette
only kim felt gears haha
and then played hangmann
and stuff
it was fun
hahas then went home slightly earlier than usual
and here i am
got to go do stuff alr
sorry i didnt realise loads of things
anw we went there with time to spare
see? it pays to be early
so went to the room
that may have been our last time going in like that
went to auditorium
had the quiz
CONGRATS
anw i was really pissed at first
how cld they just anyhow push ppl up la
some were alr chosen
and then frau heng helped
i keep my stand as her being a nice teacher
and then we screamed
apparently throughout the whole thing only we screamed
it was downright embarrassing
i had to cover my face la
but i think its worth cheering
anws the fusion fairytales was damn funny
the sec 3 and 4 quiz tested on what types of sausages
haha i told ya my research was useful
but if i ever get it as presents
i nv want the blood type
and we went down for games
frau tan said i very loud
and tt she didnt know i cld scream
learnt more abt food [nv lets me down(:]
and played the guessing stuff game
i felt the kasette
only kim felt gears haha
and then played hangmann
and stuff
it was fun
hahas then went home slightly earlier than usual
and here i am
got to go do stuff alr
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
eek im peeling again
didnt i just stop?
lou cont. thinking abt the orange ba
i still prefer banana more
anws chaotahs the word
ppl ask why im so dark colored
anws had quite a long day
who says the coke weird lor
it tasted ok
but i ate a whole lemon
now i can feel the parts tt touched too much acid
logbook
phy file
vocab
cme
chi wkst
and loads others
got to go do
didnt i just stop?
lou cont. thinking abt the orange ba
i still prefer banana more
anws chaotahs the word
ppl ask why im so dark colored
anws had quite a long day
who says the coke weird lor
it tasted ok
but i ate a whole lemon
now i can feel the parts tt touched too much acid
logbook
phy file
vocab
cme
chi wkst
and loads others
got to go do
Monday, March 19, 2007
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Thursday, March 08, 2007
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